Meret's Clexy
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"It's no where near big enough, but okay;
I'll use it to demonstrate my technique."

Pursing her lips works for Mom, so maybe
it will finally get Lex's attention.
OR
(stamping foot)"But I don' wanna wait till I
graduate to move in with Lex!"

"Ow! Ow! You win, Lex! Kryptonite paddles do hurt!"

"Do you think Lex will like it, Chloe?
I mean, tear it off with his teeth, like it?"

Lex has to be at least seven inches.

"If you want me Lex, just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you?
You just put your lips together and blow."

"I wonder what Lex would do if I dropped to my knees
and gave him a blow job right this second?

"You want me to put my tongue where, Lex?

Screen captures courtesy of:
Debchan
Smallvillenews.com
Lexslash.com
Gallery of Celebrities
Kryptonsite.com
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