Meret's Clexy
Clark Captions

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"Some warning next time would be nice, Lex"

Double your pleasure.
Double your fun.

OR

If you have sex with your clone is it incest or masturbation?

"What do you mean you're too busy, Lex?
You'd rather take over a company than take over me?"

"Now I'm slowly unzipping your pants . . ."

"Chloe, how many times do I have to tell you? I'm gay!"

"Look! I burned 'Lex + Clark 4Ever' on the toast."

"If you're going to date Lex, there are some things
you need to know. Lube is essential. Lube is your friend."

"Honestly, Chloe, I have no idea why someone's sending
this address gay porn spam. Cookies? What cookies?"

"So that's my prostate!"

"Dear Loveline, should I tell my boyfriend I'm an alien?"

OR

"Bed - check. Porsche - check. Barn - check. Pool table - check. Desk - check. Swimming pool - check.
Hmmm, this is going to take longer than I thought."

Screen captures courtesy of:
Debchan
Smallvillenews.com
Lexslash.com
Gallery of Celebrities
Kryptonsite.com
Screencaps by Alax
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