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Nope. Not gonna do it. Not gonna kiss Lana.

"Lex? He's about this big."

I hope my parents don't smell Lex on me.

Or

I really need some super deoderant.

"Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a big, gay, alien!"

He said yes! We're going out! On a date!

or

Watch my ass, Lex. I wore these tight jeans just for you. Watch my ass.

I can still taste him.

Clark Noir
or
Anna Clarkrinina

Even the raindrops stop to admire wet Clark.

"You're so big, Lex!"

Waiting for his first kiss from Lex.

Clark finally decides to propose to Lex.

Lex: "Relax, Clark, Just pretend the camera isn't here."

"LEX!"

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