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Clark works out his sexual frustrations on the farm.

"The writers aren't going to have me end up with Lex?!!"

"More lube, Lex! More lube!"

(singing)
"I had sex with Lex last night.
I had sex with Lex last night.
I had sex with Lex last night . . ."

Clark wins the Smallville tractor toss once again.

Great. Here comes Lana again. Why won't she leave me alone?

"Lex, can you hear me now?

	"The Tynant bottles, the pool cues, the walk, the gazes . . ."
	"You can't be straight, Lex. You just can't!"

The lighting crew likes Clark's lips too.

"Bad touch, Lana! Bad touch!"

"Does this shirt make me look fat?"

Clark wakes from a horrifying nightmare in which he
and Lana were a couple, and Lex was straight.

Clark wondered if talking Lex into fucking him while he was wearing a kryptonite necklace was such a good idea after all.

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