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Clark and Lex Page 5

What? No hello kiss?

	"Mmmmm."
	"Are you staring at my ass, Lex?"

	"Clark, do you want to play with your balls or shoot pool?"
	"Can't I do both?"

	"I like to run my hands down continuously."
	"Like you're milking a cow."
	"Uh, sort of."
	"Then concentrate on the head."
	"Do it." "Now." "I want to watch."

Lex: "Get your hand off my man, Dad!"

"Not that you don't deserve it, for last night if nothing else, but . . . when did you get canonized, Lex?"

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