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"Blow job or rescue? Decisions, decisions."

"But, Lex, we're not supposed to eat the apples.
We can eat anything except the apples."

"Do you want to be Mulder or Scully tonight, Clark?"

Lex: "There's something in my teeth, Clark.
Will you help me get it out? With your tongue?"

Clark: "He followed me home, Lex. Can we keep him?"

Clark: "Lex, shh! My parents are in the next room."

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