Cut Scenes
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Scenes Cut From Calling and Exodus

	Maybe if I wish real hard, Lana will go away.
	It didn't work.

After seeing Clark and Lana kiss,
Dr. Walden almost regrets no longer being blind.

"Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Oh, let's go fly a kite!"

Paraphrased from "Let's Go Fly a Kite" (Mary Poppins)
Written by Robert B. Sherman

Lionel: "Just a slice. I want it delivered.
Don't forget, 30 minutes ot it's free."

	The ship, who's rooting for Lex, gives Clark some advice on how to kiss Lana.
	Clark always thought a blow-job was something else,
	but if the ship says to blow, he'll blow.

"This is a cave wall, Mr. Luthor.
The machine's going to need more lube."

Clark: "Were the sunsets this fake looking on Dukes of Hazzard?"

Pete: "You and Lex are into some kinky shit."

	"I'm sorry, Lana."
	"I'm in love with Lex."

Lionel: "I'm offering you exactly what you've been
longing for, Ms. Sullivan. An interesting storyline."

Lex is making Clark laugh off camera.

or

Clark never knew Lana snored before.

Lex: "To us."

Helen: "Till death do us part."

	"Clark! Don't leave me!"
	"I'm sorry it has to be this way, Lana, but Lex has something you don't.
	"I'll get a strap-on! I'll learn how to find your prostate!"
	"It's not that. He has an interesting personality."

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Maybe if I wish *real* hard,Lana will go away.

It didn't work.

After seeing Clark and Lana kiss,Dr. Walden almost regrets no longer being blind.

"Let's go fly a kite Up to the highest height Oh, let's go fly a kite!"

Paraphrased from "Let's Go Fly a Kite" (Mary Poppins)Written by Robert B. Sherman

Lionel: "Just a slice. I want it delivered. Don't forget, 30 minutes ot it's free."

The ship, who's rooting for Lex,gives Clark some advice on howto kiss Lana.

Clark always thought a blow-jobwas something else,

but if the ship says to blow, he'll blow.

"This is a cave wall, Mr. Luthor.The machine's going to need more lube."

Clark: "Were the sunsets this fake looking on Dukes of Hazzard?"

Pete: "You and Lex are into some kinky shit."

"I'm sorry, Lana."

"I'm in love with Lex."

Lionel: "I'm offering you exactly what you've beenlonging for, Ms. Sullivan. An interesting storyline."

Lex is making Clark laugh off camera.orClark never knew Lana snored before.

Lex: "To us."Helen: "Till death do us part."

"Clark! Don't leave me!"

"I'm sorry it has to be this way, Lana,but Lex has something you don't.

"I'll get a strap-on! I'll learnhow to find your prostate!"

"It's not that. He has aninteresting personality."

Maybe if I wish real hard,
Lana will go away.

After seeing Clark and Lana kiss,
Dr. Walden almost regrets no longer being blind.

"Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Oh, let's go fly a kite!"

Paraphrased from "Let's Go Fly a Kite" (Mary Poppins)
Written by Robert B. Sherman

Lionel: "Just a slice. I want it delivered.
Don't forget, 30 minutes ot it's free."

The ship, who's rooting for Lex,
gives Clark some advice on how
to kiss Lana.

Clark always thought a blow-job
was something else,

"This is a cave wall, Mr. Luthor.
The machine's going to need more lube."

Lionel: "I'm offering you exactly what you've been
longing for, Ms. Sullivan. An interesting storyline."

Lex is making Clark laugh off camera.

or

Clark never knew Lana snored before.

Lex: "To us."

Helen: "Till death do us part."

"I'm sorry it has to be this way, Lana,
but Lex has something you don't.

"I'll get a strap-on! I'll learn
how to find your prostate!"

"It's not that. He has an
interesting personality."