Cut Scenes from Meret

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Scenes Cut From Exile and Phoenix

"Coconut milk does not make good lube."

"I'm so glad I saw Castaway."

"This is the worst CGI I've ever seen!"

Lionel: "I've missed you Martin. No one gives head as well as you."

"Whenever we had sex, Helen, I always pictured Clark."

Scenes Cut From Extinction

	Lana: "Clark . . . "
	Clark: "You can look, Lana, but don't touch."

Pete: "Those are all just for deer hunting and self-defense, Clark. The NRA says so."

	Lana: "Clark . . ."
	Lana: "Is that?"
	Clark: "Yes, Lana. Boys have nipples too."

Scenes Cut From Slumber

	"Lana!"
	"I thought I'd join you for a swim."
	"I'm kind of waiting for someone, actually."
	"Lex! What are you doing here?"
	"Clark?"
	"Ummmm . . . "
	"Lex and I just good friends, Lana. What's he carrying? You mean you've never heard of Wet? It's a . . . a new sunblock! It's waterproof!"

"Don't leave me with Lana! She wants to kiss me!"

"You dreamed about doing *what* with Lex?"

"Stay with me! I have lots more chemistry with you than Lana."

"When I open my eyes, Lana will be gone and Lex will be naked."

Screen captures from: Devoted to Smallville

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