"O Clark! Clark! Wherefore art thou Clark?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Luthor."

Romeo and Juliet, by William Shakespeare
Act II, Scene ii

"Hold on, Clark! I know I've got some
condoms in here some where!"

"Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"

"Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life"
Music By Victor Herbert
Lyrics by Rida Johnson Young

"Just one more kiss, Clark! Please?"

"Kryptonian come. Yech!"

"Which do you think is my best side, Clark?"

I love him so much it scares me.

Clark's sperm has unexpected side effects on Lex

"Kiss me already, Clark."

Clark's lips were made to suck cock.