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"Mulder? Scully?
Are you in here?"

"We promise not to steal anymore of your plots."



Can't. Take. Dad's. Platitudes. Any. Longer.



Lana: "But enough about you."



"Um, Chloe? Your hand's in my lap."



"Go ahead, Chloe. Ask me about Mary Kay."





The Brain

Lex Luthor


Extremely Intelligent

Bald

Planning world domination

Serves as President
of The United States

His plans for world conquest are always foiled by his cheerful, constant (long-time) companion



Extremely Intelligent

Bald

Planning world domination

Serves as President
of The United States

His plans for world conquest are always foiled by his cheerful, constant (long-time) companion



Coincidence? Or part of a fiendish plan to ...

TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!



"What did you say about The Backstreet Boys?"



Lionel: "They compare you to scaly vermin most often
seen as road-kill. They call me magnificent."

Lex: "Bastard, a magnificent bastard. And they're
only referring to the size of the armadillo."




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