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	Lana . . .
	"Hmmm?"
	"It looks like Barbie's Dream House exploded in here."

(Whispering Voice Over) "We've secretly replaced Chloe's
usual double mocha latte with the new Orgasma Roast for
that coffeegasm feeling. Let's watch."

"After a long day of ruining people's lives,
I like to enjoy some well deserved rest."

"A rift, huh?"

"Was there kryptonite in that ice cream?
Cause . . . brain freeze!"

"Uh, Lex, can you put some powder
on your head or something, cause the glare . . ."

"You keep your hands off my son!"

The ghost of Lionel's conscience makes
one last attempt to reason with him.

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Lana reads the TWOP Smallville boards.

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Lex uses all his assets to win an argument.

Screen captures from
Devoted to Smallvile