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"Snatch this pebble from my hand."

Clark: "This is the coolest Lego set ever!"

Lana: "Why don't they like me?"

Clark: "Because you waste valuable screen time."

Martha and Jonathan rued the day they taught
wee Clark the trick with balloons and static electricity.

Chloe collapses under the weight of Lana's bad acting.

Jonathan finally snaps under the pressure of raising
a superhero, and believes he's a cow.

"Just because you have more lines than I do,
Bo Duke, don't think you can tell me what to do."

"Look what they did to my hair!"

Having rescued everyone on earth, Clark decides
to start rescuing people from the other side.

"Four out of five people prefer Chlark over Clana."

Lex inherited his drinking skills from Lionel.

"What does it mean when people look at you and do this?"

"You mean you didn't know Clark was gay, Lana?"

Lana: "Why are you staring at my breasts?"

Lex: "I'm just trying to figure out what Clark sees in them"

"Are you honestly telling me you don't like cows, Clark?"

"I want more lines!"

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