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	"Don't even think about it, Lionel. I belong to *Lex* Luthor."
	"I don't care how much money you give me, I'm not --"
	". . . "
	"That's a *lot* of zeros!"

Lex: "Am I interrupting? If so, may I watch?"

	"Oooo, Lana. You're wearing your new thong." "I'm a little busy right now, Chloe. I'll model it for you later."
	"You smell so good Lana, like peaches and cinnamon."
	"My new strap-on arrived in the mail today." "*Chloe!*"(blushing)

"It doesn't matter how much money you offer me. I'm *not* leaving Martha!"

"You made your bed years ago, Lionel. Now you have to lie in it - *alone*. And stop staring at my crotch!"

Screen captures courtesy of: ... stop a while ... Kryptonsite.com Sexy Lexy Their use is definitely not sanctioned by the WB. No profit is intended.

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